Liberal Libertarian Libertine

I say legalize everything. Legalize every debauched, derelict, depraved, blasphemous, offensive, perverse, improper Sin in alphabetical order. Make the golden rule the only rule and making things illegal be illegal. Legalize all the drugs; Alcohol, Cocaine, Crack, Crystal Meth, DMT, Ecstasy, Hash, Heroin, LSD, Marijuana, Morphine, Mushrooms, Nicotine, Opium, Peyote, PCP, Speed, THC, Valium to name a few. As John F. Kennedy said in the movie Bubba Ho-Tep, “Let’s get Decadent!”
Borders, barriers, Berlin/Palestinian walls, they don’t nor can ever succeed. People are smatter then rules, you build taller walls they’ll build bigger trebuchets, no matter what as long as there is a buyer there will always be someone willing to sell. Black Market trading is the only true Capitalism. All the silly little Narcs can ever do is help raise the prices so the drug lords at the top gain a higher profit. Redistributing the money into hands we might necessarily want them in, like Tony Montana or that other guy. It reaches a point where the only way to win the war on drugs is to legalize all drugs and thus eliminate the evil cartels monopoly on the market. Government is bad for business and ethics.
Another issue comes up, so let’s now explain the freak-sociological law of the Snafu Principal(s). People do not trust those above them and vice versa. Both for good reasons. The ruled will always subconsciously or otherwise tell the rulers more or less what they want to here. How many times when you were a kid did you make up stories on why your little sister’s pig-tails are gone to make it sound like less your fault. Same concept. Meaning it’s theoretically impossible for those of authority to gain a totally accurate idea of the situation below them, maybe semi-accurate but never total. Those at the top get paranoid, hiring more cops and building more prisons (since it’s a police officers duty to make arrests, one naturally leads to the other). No human being can possible keep track of all the laws there is to break so creating new/more laws can only serve to creating new/more criminals.
This only creates more paranoia and even worse inter-caste communication.
So more intelligence agents are hired to spy on the citizenry, but since spys are paid to spy on everyone, including the offices of power, they soon congregate a file on every representative from every state from every district, giving them a monopoly on information and blackmail. So the now near schizophrenic state has to higher even secreter police to keep tabs on the secret police, leading eventually to a state of infinite looking over your shoulder, whose society and economy is addicted to neighbor watching neighbor.
And that’s the Snafu Principal(s). When law and order goes freaking but nuts.
It all just turns into a big, complex mess. Trapped by non-objective moralality, nutty laws, and the prudish P.T.A storm troopers of common decency. I think the only upside of the 2000 Election fiasco is that we didn’t get Tipper Gore as a first lady. To hell with principals, to hell with order, to hell with coercion. Civilization is the greatest enemy of Humanity. We’re all better off free .